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Jessica Simpson Using an Ear Wax Candle… Wut?


Jessica Simpson given an ear wax candle as a Christmas present by her stylist.

Jessica Simpson posted a Twitter video on her @JessicaSimpson account, about the Christmas present she got from stylist Ken Paves. The tweet asked her followers what kind of present this was supposed to be. The video shows her with a candle burning in her ear and screaming in pain every third second or so.

The most disturbing thing is that I know what the heck this product is. It’s not a brain candle, for use steam cleaning one’s brain when it gets too covered in filth. It’s an ear wax candle. It’s basically a somewhat effective way of getting all the crap out of your ears; a method not to share with the whole world.

The video shows Simpson having one of her shouty tard meltdowns. She is incoherent and scared that her brains are going to catch on fire. It’s one of the many, many reasons celebrities should be forced to mass exodus from that site.

Video credit to Jessica Simpson Twitter @JessicaSimpson via ONTD.

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4 Comments

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  2. Rain says:

    Exactly just how much ear wax does one have to have to need to resort to ear candling? And if you do need to melt the goo in your ears, wouldn’t it drip down onto the ear drum?

    She’d be better off working in Madam Tussuad’s shop. At least something productive will come out of her head.

    1. Exactly just how much ear wax does one have to have to need to resort to ear candling?

      She has brain wax too, so a whole lot.

      And if you do need to melt the goo in your ears, wouldn’t it drip down onto the ear drum?

      Don’t think it works like that, it’s hollow I think and it draws the gunk upward and outward.

    2. Carla says:

      Jessica Simpson must be desperate for attention. 1st of all ear candling does not hurt; I have done it a number of times. 2nd she is kind of bored and misguided if she has to ask; “what kind of gift it is”? It is the kind of gift that you give yourself to keep healthy; bonehead!