Jessica Simpson shared a Twitter picture cuddling with a friend’s dog, Sammy.
It would be too easy to start making gross jokes about bestiality, and guessing how many lonely nights it was before Jessica Simpson actually borrowed her friend’s dog for company. So, I’m not gonna. But I am going to point out that although the dog is adorable, and inflated lips aside Simpson looks adorable, this is the saddest photo in the world. We all know Simpson is a cat lady/ Jennifer Aniston 2.0 waiting to happen. The sooner she fesses up and buys some damn cats, rather than wasting her time on fluffy adorable dogs, the better.
First message about her new (borrowed friend) Sammy and I are falling asleep. Sweet snuggle companion. Thx Jeannia and Evan for letting me have her for the http://tweetphoto.com/9553623.
Second message, clarifying the first: Just to clear things up…Sammy isn’t my new pup. I borrowed her for the night from my friends
Its Romeo and Juliet…at the end of the movie
Aw – dang, this girl is so lonely.
I know
I feel bad for her. Hopefully her Mr. Right will come along soon 