Jessica Simpson does not brush her adorable sticky-out rabbit teefs. Simpson is the religious type. So, I am guessing that if you do not brush your teefs God punishes the poor dental hygiene with mangled-looking chompers that will fall out before you turn 40-years-old. I digress. Something… blah… blah … Simpson is a dirty bish who admits that she does not regularly brush or floss. She says sometimes she only rinses her mouth with mouthwash. Okay, nothing gross then.
Wonder how Simpson maintains her million-dollar smile? So does she. “I don’t brush my teeth,” she told iheartradio, Thursday. “No, really! I just use Listerine, and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she claimed, bursting into laughter. “I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 and I’m all, ‘ow!’” [Us]
So, we have pictures of Simpson wearing dentures to look forward to. No?
Video from iheartradio’s official YouTube, with Jessica Simpson’s interview.
Pictures of Simpson as she left her New York hotel, March 11, 2010. She can be seen hugging Kerry Washington and getting caught in Washington’s dog’s lead.
Image credit to Girlie/Fame Pictures. Story & quote Us Weekly via Cele|Bitchy.
i can just hear dentists all over the world plotting her assasination snce her teeth are so white and she doesn’t floss or brush…lol
Ikr – she probably gets a dentist’s clean and whitening. But brushing would be easier.
I cannot imagine not brushing at least twice a day… and if for what eva reason i wasnt, i sure as hell aint gonna share that with the world…
Colin.