Earlier today, I posted two of the initial photos released from Jessica Biel’s cover shoot for Glamour magazine. The actress is the cover girl for the August 2010 issue of Glamour UK. I’m kind of glad I didn’t find the cover first, as I’d have been too busy laughing to post the damn thing. What the heck is up with all the fugly magazine covers lately, people? Biel herself looks fine, save for the too-dark hair and make-up. But, that dress. Didn’t feathers and belting every damn outfit, no matter whether it looked/ made it fit any better, go out with the arc? Are we still on the bird porn look? Sheesh. More weird outfits (including one with a cowboy hat and one with a dress and scuffed work boots), below.
Image credit for Glamour UK August 2010 cover to Cele|Bitchy, The HuffPo.
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Ok…so what twisted individual is putting this gorgeous creature in these horrid outfits? Are they trying ot makeher look ugly? Did she wrong someone and this is their payback? WTF?!?
She totally wronged someone. There’s no other explanation for that dress.