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Jessica Alba’s Tramp Stamp and Booty Crack

I’m amused every time Jessica Alba leans over in front of the paparazzi and reveals her tramp stamp. Alba herself doesn’t particularly strike me as a tramp, you understand. However, this tattoo is decidedly tacky. The actress was pictured out with her daughter Honor Warren and husband Cash Warren in Soho, New York yesterday afternoon. The star lent over to give her little girl a kiss and showed the bow tattoo on her lower back. I can’t remember the exact story of when, where, and why, she got that monstrosity. But one could suppose narcotics or strong liquor of some description were involved in getting something that tacky inked on herself until the end of time. It’s the dumbest tattoo since I got my very own BUM FIGHTS tattoo on my forehead for a buck fiddy and a blunt.

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