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Jessica Alba Wearing Potato Sack and Mom-Hair

Jessica Alba and her mom-hair certainly made a splash, at the Audi Super Bowl XLIV Party. The actress is still a stunner, I can’t even front about that. However, she’s now a stunner in an over-priced potato sack and your mother’s haircut.

It must suck to be her hairstylist right now. I bet that bish is getting all kinds of hate mail for un-hotting Alba. She probably looked her best back when she filmed that turd, Honey. She often looks best with a straight, long look as opposed to Hilary Swank’s old hair. Speaking of which, Swank was at the same party and had the good manners to swap her mom-hair for a more slicked back look. The style suits Swank much better and makes these photos look less like they’re of two of your aunties at a wedding, wearing New Look’s finest sale items.

21 pics of Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, and Hilary Swank, at the Super Bowl party.

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  2. She is a stunning girl, but, and even her hair can go, but whoever designed that dress had no imagination, it does absolutely nothing for her figure.
    Colin.

    1. Agreed – she still has a great figure and that frumpy dress does nothing but hide it.

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