Jessica Alba thought this was a perfectly acceptable outfit to wear, in public. Yes, I’m serious. No, I haven’t gone crazy and MS Painted a bunch of squiggles and primary colours over what would still be a hideous outfit anyway. It’s not just the dress. It’s the whole thing. I mean, the ruffles, the shoes. JFC, the shoes. They’re like a four-year-old’s birthday shoes. What in the heck was she thinking? More pictures of Alba heading into David Letterman, in NYC, on August 30, 2010.
Image credit to AAR/Fame Pictures.






[...] Jessica Alba Wore This To Letterman – Amy Grindhouse [...]
This looks like a mixture of some kind of mini nightgown, dress for a 4 yr old, and those baby doll dresses that were so popular in the 90s. I can see it working on a runway, but not on a talk show. What was she thinking?!? Did that baby smack the good sense out of her? lol
She’s gorgeous, but this dress is blinding me. It’s so ugly. Yeah.
Well, for the torrid heat we’ve been having it’s perfect.
Keeps everything aired out down there!
*Tries to wipe away the all-too-graphic mental image of Alba’s well-aired special places.*
[...] Jessica Alba Wore This Outfit… on Letterman (Amy Grindhouse) [...]
I think Suri Cruise wore those shoes last winter.
I was hoping someone would make a Suri Cruise joke. I LOVE YOU!