Jessica Alba covers Self Magazine which I just typoed as ‘Shelf Magazine’ because I’m about to write a post about butts. And, like the last time this happened, I just sat there. Looking at the screen. Deciding whether to let it slide. Inside the issue, the 31-year-old complains about some part of a body that looks like THIS after having two children.
- On her workout routine: ‘Bubble butts, like my dad and I have, run in my family! To tone up, I do jump lunges and squat jumps. They make me want to vomit, but they’re the best for getting my legs in shape.’
- On why she started The Honest Company: ‘I found my daughter Honor sitting in her crib, eating these tiny beads from the inside of her diaper. They were all over her face. It was a moment of terror. Thankfully, Honor was OK, but it was so crazy, and I felt guilty afterward. I worried that I’d poisoned my daughter… and these were eco-diapers! I found ones that seemed safer, but they leaked, so I had to use two at once, and they were already so expensive. The more research I did, the more irritated I got. Most parents don’t have time to do all this research; they need a company with products they can trust. I wanted to create that.’
- On going from Hollywood to the business world: ‘It’s awesome; it really does feel like this is my third baby. It’s a deep passion of mine and I spend all my time at the office. I think it’s a nice balance to Hollywood because it’s so free and it’s so creative and so much of what you do is in someone else’s hands, essentially and this is something that I could actually control and I could see something from the beginning to the end and there’s something really wonderful and fulfilling about that. Especially when it was so hard to get it going for so long. For it to actually be here and exist is pretty cool.’
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I don’t know that saying she has a bubble butt is a complaint. They run in my family too. We just tend to have very round asses. I take it as a compliment, depending on who says it. You have to keep an eye on ‘em, or they can get out of hand, ya know?
She’d rather use “ecodiapers” just because they’re named that, and have to use two at a time because they are not efficient, don’t do the job, and apparently shed material which her child ate. And she can’t find good diapers? Ridiculous. We’ve all been using diapers like Pampers and such for decades, with great success. Only have to use one at a time, and no baby I know of has been caught eating their diapers. This is how far liberals go. I guess she names it “honesty,” this pursuit of freaky ideas over common sense. When I see products named eco, I turn away and choose something else. They are always more expensive, and doubtful that they do the job.
So Bea,
You just love to trash on liberals right, well your party is the one thats always talking about american’s right to a choice and to be able to do business etc. etc.. Funny how when people actually follow through on choices, someone has to point out that they are not as effective. DO you seriously believe that she cares that she has to use 2 at once. I don’t believe financially it will impact her much. Hey at least she didn’t used planned parenthood right. So glad your kind are going the way of the dinosaurs.
Hi,
I really don’t see anything wrong with her butt,personally I think she should feel lucky her butt isn’t any bigger.
I don’t see her -complaining- about her butt. She has called attention to her supposed bubble butt a few times in history. As with Pippa Middleton, I don’t see it no matter how hard I squint. There is nothing toned or bubble-like about this creature with the body of a pre-pubescent boy. I’ve seen the beach photos, they’re nothing like this cover. The women in my family, myself included, have bubble butts that rival Kim K’s (as much as I loathe that celebutard, she does have an impressive behind). THAT is a bubble butt. Jessica Alba has a couple of un-toned mosquito bites for a rear. She clearly likes to imagine she has something that she doesn’t, just to get attention.
As for her business venture: if it keeps her away from “acting”, I am all for it!