If you have a fetish for orange gremlin porn, or you want to skip rubbing the Vaseline into your eyes and just start gouging at them to achieve the desired affect, I may have some good news for you. According to Radar Online (stop rolling your eyes at the back, you), there may be nude photos of Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, of Jersey Shore. There are some things that smoke, or mirrors, or your well-worn Photoshop affect contacts just cannot help. And if this turns out to be true, this is one of them. On the other hand, the good news is that gremlin mud-wrestling adult film that flooded your compooter with viruses (but was, like, totally worth it) now has some competition. According to the report there are self-taken nude photos and also naked videos. Why any of the cast feel the need to get naked and take pictures when they are capable of feats like this with their clothes on is beyond me. This is going to sit in the Does Not Want part of my brain for now, until her rep or the dancing monkey she has in place of a rep can confirm or deny the rumours by way of a threatening letter.
as much as I want to hate this chick, there’s just something about that face. she’s such a cutie, y’know. Someone needs to take her away from Jersey Shore and put her in something more respectable like Celebrity Rehab…lol
She seems to have a harmless personality – but taking nude pics at her age is not so harmless.
[...] Snookie sans clothing? MY EYES!!!! GAAAH!!! Amy Grindhouse [...]
My boyfriend has a nickname for Snooki. He calls her the upside-down traffic cone.
Hee hee
Very. Very. Clever. I’m so stealing that. Sank you berry much.
He wants it to spread by all means necessary. So you should!
ha ha ha ha….
Lol @ Rain, she certainly is a mite top heavy….
Colin.
Ikr – I love that nickname!