A woman who picked a nickname based on the reaction she got to her fake tits, JWoww of MTV’s Jersey Shore, is reportedly about to get her tits out. Again. At first there was a half-baked rumour that the cast mate, real name Jenni Farley, was possibly going to pose for Playboy. Now there are rumours that nude pictures of her are being shopped around to the highest bidder. JWoww is already showing a whole lot of her T&A for a sensible fee on Jersey Shore, so who knows what pictures would fetch. According to rumours, and they are only rumours until we see bare tittehs with our own eyes, explicit photos are being pimped around.
Radar Online reports there are at least three photos; one, “facing the camera, topless,” from the waist up; two, slightly turned but with her back toward the camera wearing a skimpy wrap and boots but that “does not obscure the view”; three, full length, topless frontal shot, where JWoww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist. The pics are shot with “moody lighting”. Cos everyone needs their vajayjay shot in the best, most non whore-tastic light possible.
With her huge, phoney implanted boobs, I don’t know why anyone would be interested in seeing her naked. If I wanted fake, I’d visit a wax museum.
Thanks for stopping by, Gene. Yeah – and she’s basically shown everything on Jersey Shore already. No idea why someone would then pay to see what’s been on MTV for free.
Ewww. She is almost as grotesque as Snooki. Jersey Shore needs to be cancelled and the cast members put on a slow boat to China.
I was hoping their negotiating new salaries would piss off MTV and they would be fired… sadly not.