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Jennifer & Marc Are Still Playing Happy Families

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Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony can be seen in the image above as they head out for a romantic Valentine’s dinner at Cipriani’s [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Lopez, subtle as ever, appears to be wearing her wedding ring and is carrying a heart-shaped handbag for the occasion.

Ah, the fakers are still faking I see… I assume the only reason that Skelator and JHo are still together is their babies. Why the eff else would JHo still be married to someone so FUGilicious/ less hawt than her? 

I bet Ho regrets the day her reproductive organs started working again and produced Cute and Cuter (or whatever the heck their babies names are). If her barren diva womb had stayed in its quasi-menopausal state, Lopez would be free as a bird to marry other boring male celebs and use them for their fame instead!

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Jackson Lee/Tom Meinelt. 

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7 Comments

  1. Rain says:

    You owe me a new box of nappies! I wet my pants! Skelator? Ha ha ha ha ha!

    1. *Hands Rain nappies* Here you goes ;)

  2. Mystery Man says:

    with all the talk of female celbs being all anorexic. no one talks about the guys like marc antony.

    amnyway, wonder how much longer they’re gonna keep this charade up? actually who will break forst, them or sarah jessica parker and matthew broderick. hmm…any bets?

    1. LMMFAO at the thought of Skelator being Manorexic!

      They and Mr & Mrs Ferris Bueller are both boring and phoney. I wish they would all call it off.

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  4. Firecracker says:

    I hope they stay together. JLo deserves some long-term luvin.

    1. She does deserve it, but from someone hotter?