Jennifer Love Hewitt spent the last few days making me very, very sad. She’s like the ghost of spinsters future, for if I don’t get my s**t together. She recently flirted with Adam Levine from a distance. Except the musician probably had no idea, since Hewitt name-dropped him into a random interview only to apologise a few days later saying it was contrived in the hopes of sparking conversation. And now she says she smells like baked goods because it’s the only way she can get laid. She tells Us Weekly: ‘I carry McCormick’s Pure Vanilla [in my purse], the baking kind, and dab it on my neck. Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, ‘You smell amazing!’ I [also] love Booty Parlor’s Kissaholic Aphrodisiac Breath Spray. You never know when a make-out moment is coming!’ Photos from The Client List’s Hollywood launch party.
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i love jenifer love hewitt-she can smell me up anytime-xxxooo
What’s with the extra bushy eye lashes.. scary
Her new show isn’t bad at all. The problem with most of these shows is that these celebs use them as vanity projects, instead of paying people/tabloids to tell them that they are pretty or well liked, they just write the “you are so pretty” and “everyone adores you” line as many times as needed to validate themselves into the script.
I used to love jennifer love hewitt when I was younger. I don’t know what changed but now she makes me sad. I really think she is beautiful and has a lot of talent but I can’t take her seriously now.
“You never know when a make-out moment is coming!’
What a bizarre thing to say. Truly, Jennifer?
So she’s walking the dog or bringing out the trash bins or queuing at the dmv, and suddenly a stranger is pashing her? If that’s actually possible then I would encourage her to have some bleeping self respect and be a tad less indiscriminate.