Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzled her vagina with crystals, after a bad break-up.
I was going to write a post about how Jennifer Love Hewitt</strong> almost broke up with her fugly boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, after he jokingly called her a Pear Ass. But then I accidentally found this little gem. It is a quote also taken from her Tuesday Jan. 13 interview with late night TBS talk show, Lopez Tonight.
The actress revealed that she has a sparkly vagina that can double as a disco ball, allow me to elaborate. Hewitt is pimping out some crappy relationship book that I don’t care about, The Day I Shot Cupid. To try to enamour herself to the audience, she over-shared a story about her lady garden. She said that after one especially nasty break up, she enlisted the help of a friend and proceeded to cover her vagina in Swarovski-crystals. In her own words, by the time they were done, it shined like a disco ball and she loved it. She loved it so much, in fact, that she did it again. This time her lady junk is sporting hot pink crystals.
“After a break up, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my ‘precious lady’ and it shined like a disco ball. So I have a whole chapter in there about how women should va-jazzle their va-jay-jays.”
You can listen to her interview snippet above, fast forward to 2:35 into the clip.
Video and info credit to TBS Lopez Tonight Show thanks to CeleBuzz.
I have been laughing about that whole pear ass thing all day but that was BEFORE I read about her disco ball. Really, does that need to be told to everyone? I just keeping on thinking how itchy that might be…I mean what kind of glue would you use. And then ripping them off. Okay, I’m stopping while I’m ahead.
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The “pear ass” thing was going to be my post then I found this, minutes later – I was like “WUT??? Hahaha I have to post this instead”. I was more concerned about the mix of hot glue and sensitive areas. She may have to be crowned queen of the over-sharers (taking the crown from Megan Fox).
Yes, she has for sure taken the crown away.
hahaha, that is great! Love to read that, and I must say I am surprised at her sharing that kind of info… I never expected that from her. She seems like such a nice, quiet and reserved person. Obviously I had her summed up the wrong way.
Still, I cannot imagine what she did can be fun… but then, different strokes for different okes… or is that folks?
She did seem sweet and shy, but she has a book to promote…. so all common sense goes out of the window!
Damn, one is really never too old to learn, I also had a book to promote, only I stayed shy, quiet and reserved, that is why my book didnt do so well, if only I had known… lol…
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I’m sure that, when she described this ‘thing’ she did, and George got down on his knees and kissed her hands, it was [partially] because of what it would do for his ratings. I’m curious how many hits this page has had? =]