Jennifer Lopez spent the weekend slumming as only she knows how. By (presumably) filling a spot left open by one of the Kardashians. Here’s Lopez dressing from the bottom of the hamper, where clothes from 2003 live. Explaining the glasses, the booty shorts, the belly shirt, and the shoes. THE SHOES. 2003 or 1993? Time stops at the bottom of the hamper so it’s hard to tell. But this is what she wore while slumming at one of those events Kim Kardashian, or The Real Housewives, or porn stars, or former reality stars like Heidi Montag attend to earn coke/ booze/ plastic surgery money. It’s pretty rare they get decent celebrities. As in, people who can afford not to go. But Lopez has to slum to live. So, until Wet Republic gets someone from Jersey Shore on staff, here are photos of The Love Bear hosting an event at the Ultra Pool at MGM Grand in Las Vegas on Saturday. Oh, yes, The Slum Bear was there too.
Image credit to INF Daily.