The Love Bear & The Slum Bear Purchase Their Sex Stuff Together Now

Casper Smart, The Slum Bear, was caught walking out of a random sex shop in an unfamiliar area about which the tabloids cried ‘Slow News Day!’ and started making s**t up. At least, that’s the version of events he told Jennifer Lopez, The Love Bear, who will sue if you say different. Although The Love Bear is harbouring some passive aggressive resentment, because sources told E! News: ‘They have not split yet, but it’s fair to say they are cooling off a bit. The pictures have created a distance between them. Even if Casper is telling the truth, and he didn’t mean to walk into the doorway [to the sex parlour], it just proves how young and immature he is. He should have been more careful. He knows he is often being followed by paparazzi.’ So, of course, the answer is to hold his hand and creep out sales associates who think they’re mother and son. According to eyewitnesses, the 43-year-old and the 25-year-old went shopping at the Michigan Avenue Victoria’s Secret store, where she purchased the Dream Angels Demi Bra in lace with matching panties and the VS Seduction Bra with matching panties in addition to looking around the ‘provocative’ and ‘romantic’ sections of the store. 15 photos of The Bears around NYC late last month.