Jennifer Lopez’s body glitter will add sparkle to the anti-climactic divorce of Katie Holmes from Tom Cruise. Because jazz hands punctuated with ‘Because I got it like that,’ make everything better. Lopez’s father is reportedly a Scientologist and she’s totally BBM friends with the estranged couple. So, of course, here she is slapping Holmes and Cruise in the face for pulling focus while she’s trying to negotiate a better deal on American Idol. She told Entertainment Tonight: ‘I heard about it when I was in South America and I was stunned. I’m sad for them. They’re both really lovely people, and just like Marc and I, it’s not what you want to happen. You fight and you try until you realize you can’t anymore. You know I just wish them, you know, peace in their decision. And really for Suri and their other children as well, because you become such a family, it’s not just Suri, it’s Connor and Isabella and everybody, you know, you all become a family. And when that breaks apart, nobody wins; everybody’s heartbroken in some way. And I just wish them peace.’ Attached are photos of #RIPJelloTor and #RIPTomKat at the 2006 Pursuit of Happyness premiere.