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The Poors Should Probably Stop Making Eye Contact With Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez knows she’s allergic to poor people because one touched her out of spite when she was poor herself and it made her break out in hives. They’re just ‘The Poors’ to her now because she isn’t one anymore and because things that cause itching need a name too. One of them nearly touched her again during a recent flight but Lopez didn’t respond by getting the person fired like she allegedly did last time. Instead, she avoided any physical or eye contact which I guess means The Poors spray isn’t working but the salve is. A flight attendant who says he offered Lopez a drink in the first class of a United Airlines flight alleges: ‘I just said, ‘What can I get you to drink?’ But Jennifer refused to even acknowledge me. She turned her head away and told her personal assistant, ‘Please tell him I’d like a Diet Coke and lime.’ She wouldn’t even look at me. It was sad, she seems so sweet in her movies.’ Another source says: ‘She doesn’t speak to salespeople, restaurant or hotel staff… or flight attendants. She only talks through her assistants.’ I guess this means The Original Slum Bear is like her doing community service? Photos of Jennifer Lopez performing in concert.

Image credit to INF Daily. Story RadarOnline.

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2 Comments

  1. Jenni says:

    “Just Jenny from the block”? no, not anymore.

  2. bob says:

    Jenny OWNS the block