Bidding for an intimate tape of Jennifer Lopez’s honeymoon with her first husband is currently at $40,000. Yeah, that low. I guess that’s what your soul’s worth when you’re whoring out an unsuspecting ex-wife. Ojani Noa, who married and divorced Lopez within less than a year, found a legal loophole when trying to exploit the performer by selling a tape of their honeymoon. Realising he was temporarily blocked from releasing the material himself, Noa simply sold the tape to his current girlfriend and had her start the distribution negotiations. The girlfriend’s starting negotiations with very adult companies. They’re starting their bidding low because the tape, originally purported in the media to be a ‘sex tape,’ contains no sex. It does contain spanking. And some other sexual acts, I gather. But not full sex. The tape doesn’t have a distributor yet, but I guess it’s going to, and you’ll be able to fap to the sound of Lopez being spanked, soon.
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