Jennifer Lopez Calls Herself ‘Bear’ In Harper’s Bazaar

Jennifer Lopez just made a bunch of magazine subscribers vomit in their own mouths by referring to herself as ‘Bear’ in Harper’s Bazaar Magazine February 2013. As though people who pay for magazines mostly comprised of adverts haven’t suffered enough. Lopez covers the magazine and inside of the issue she’s wearing those boots that failed to distract from Anne Hathaway’s vagina at the Les Mis premiere. Yep… this photo of Lopez compared to this photo of Hathaway; same boots, different colour. In any case, Lopez is nauseating when she’s pretending to be in love because she’s in love with being soooo in love. Realising that Casper Smart was present during the interview and that they call each other ‘Bears’ on Twitter and wherever, she said this of her work ethic: ‘I think I can just handle more than the average bear, you know?’

On boyfriend Casper Smart who was babysitting during the interview: ’He’s fantastic; he’s like my best friend. I can tell him everything, when I’m feeling down, when I’m feeling good. He gives moral support, endless love and support.’
On dressing herself and her kids because ERMAHGERD: ‘I like the whole idea of traveling, of looking good, and doing it well. I make it as simple and as beautiful as I can because my life is kind of big. So I pack my luggage, or dress myself, or comb my kids’ hair, pick up their clothes… that makes our life beautiful, you know? There’s something very elegant in that.’
On her green 2000 Grammy Awards dress: ‘I have that at home. The other day, my housekeeper put it on a mannequin in my spa, where I get my hair and makeup done. She sent me a picture. She was like, ‘You like this dress?’ Um, yeah, but I don’t know if I like it out in the house!’
On her career: ‘I’m a singer. I’m a dancer. I’m a performer. I’m an actress. That’s what I’m supposed to be doing. It makes me a better parent, a better person.’