Someone Invited The Original Slum Bear To Halloween

The Love Bear loves Halloween because The Love Bear loves everything. She loves money, she loves fame, she loves addressing things to her boyfriend, The Original Slum Bear, on Twitter even when dude’s sitting right next to her, and she loves finding new things to love. She hasn’t found a replacement for this boyfriend yet. Nor has she married him yet. So I’m not really understanding the point of this relationship at all. It’s slumming, and it’s settling, and it’s so off-type for her. The Love Bear needs to learn to love herself or give back the ring her only real friend gifted her reminding her to ‘love [her]self first.’ Anyway, she even managed to slum through Halloween wearing his-and-hers hippy costumes. In related news, maybe The Love Bear isn’t as much of an idiot as we all think. According to a new report, a condition of Naked Love Time is The Original Slum Bear signing away his right to use big boy words to tell anyone what happened in their relationship. Even if they’re true words: ‘Casper signed a non-disclosure/confidentiality agreement when he began working for Jennifer Lopez, as she requires all of her employees to do…. Jen has been around long enough to know that anyone she dates could possibly turn on her and choose to go to the press if the relationship sours. Casper had absolutely no qualms about signing the agreement and has told Jen on multiple occasions that even if he didn’t work for her, he would have signed the contract. Jen loves him even more for that.’