I think Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are becoming a thing. As in, he’s clawed his way up from bottom b**ch, to driver, to lover, to King of The Help. He’s, like, at the top of the help pile. And the tabloids are reveling in Lopez slumming because it’s base to fraternize with the help. Speaking of which, there are rumours that they’re adopting. And Lies & Style has a spirited story this week about how Smart proposed to Lopez and she moved him into her house and integrated him into her life after only three-months together. She’s that pressed for d**k, she’s living with the help. Like, in a way that would actually necessitate eye-contact. I don’t know how I feel about that. Anyway, this is how Lopez spent Valentine’s Day, also on Twitter. The 42-year-old shared this photo of herself and a guy who’s almost certainly not her bio son, so it’s okay, with the caption: ‘HAPPY VALENTINES DAY #JLOVE?RS!! I wish U ALL lots of love today and always! I l appreciate and love you all. #sweettweet.’ She tried to delete the photo and the Valentine’s tweet after, not realising the Internet CTRL+C’d it already.
