Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts Are ‘Confusing’?

Let's Stop Calling Jennifer Lawrence Fat, Okay?

Jennifer Lawrence is correct that people are so used to pillows stuffed with lies that they don’t know what to do with honest pillows (honesty pillows?) and they’re incredulous to ones that move. Pillows stuffed with lies don’t move. She explains: ‘I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones]. People are confused [that mine bounce]! My breasts have a life of their own.’ Earlier this month, she cursed mother nature for giving her uneven breasts: ‘I went to the doctor, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven. I was like standing there with these doctors and they’re like looking at my lungs and I just couldn’t… it felt like an elephant in the room… and I was like, ‘Are my breasts uneven?’ And they were just kind of, like, stifled and uncomfortable, obviously. So I kept thinking, ‘Well, I’m gonna dig myself out of this hole by bringing it up again.’ So he was like, ‘All right, our radiologist will get back to you about your lungs.’ And I was like, ‘And my breasts?”

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