PEOPLE Magazine is accepted as the go-to shill for anyone higher than a Kardashian. They love cloying softballs that miss the point, and they love stories that positively pander. They tend to completely steer away from anything negative unless its been approved and spoon fed by the person’s publicist. Which is why I’m choosing to interpret this as Team Aniston adding fuel to the Pity Party Bus that’s going on a world tour the second Justin Theroux leaves her cats without a father again. Check out the full PEOPLE Magazine story here.