Jennifer Aniston has done the world a favour by turning down an offer to pose in Playboy magazine [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Hugh Hefner offered Aniston $4 million to pose. He also left the option open for her to earn up to $10 million as a reward for high sales.
By “reward for high sales”, one can only assume that Hefner was trying to subtly goad Aniston into putting her progressively sagging old lady parts on show again. The remaining 10 fans that Maniston has, from her Friends days, have already seen ‘the girls’ in GQ, so I’m guessing flashing her Britney is the only thing that would boost sales?
Forgive me for going on a tangent for a second, but do people still buy fucking magazines anymore, much less glorified porno magazines? I was under the impression that if one chose to look at soggy old lady parts then all one had to do was Google it and *POOF* there it would be. I can’t even remember the last time I bothered to buy a magazine. Cosmo fucked me up the arse one too many times and now I have sworn off them. More chance of me buying and reading a GD book!
Anyhoo… Maniston saved my eyes from the horror of having to Google this shit WHEN it leaked on the Interwebs. Sources claim “the 40-year-old star isn’t interested in showing off any more of her body, and turned down the offer”.
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Splash News.
She has a great body!!! I wanna see nude Jen. She’s already shown everything but the snatch now anyway.
I’ll admit it. I’m kind of relieved.
Sure, Jen looked cute on the cover of GQ. And I’m sure she’s as taut and tight and buff as your typical 40-year-old Hollywood star.
I just don’t think she really needs to flash the goods right now.
@ Firecracker – She does have a great bod, when photoshopped!
@ Sarah – Hi there, thanks for the visit and the comments. She did look great on the cover of GQ, though I must admit it was so airbrushed she was almost unrecognisable.
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I would love to see her in Playboy, but you’re right, I don’t think anyone reads mags anymore. I know I haven’t sicne English class in college…lol
They do seem soooooo redundant in the internet age.