Jennifer Aniston Is Not Pregnant With Twins

First things first: NONE of the other magazine covers cared enough to feature Kim Kardsahian’s wedding. There was nothing to stop them from running some generic photo or one of the many aerial shots taken above her wedding. But they didn’t. Not one other major weekly could be bothered to feature her. I guess I was right then. I opined that last week’s lack of interest would continue. None of the weeklies cared then. And, evidently, they don’t care now. The covers went to Jennifer Aniston’s non-existent baby, the Smiths, and Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds’ non-wedding. People were the only ones with a cover and that’s because they were obliged after paying $1.5 million for the exclusive photo rights. Us Weekly and Lies & Style both went for fake stories about Aniston; one says she’s having twins, implying she’s pregnant, the other says lifestyle changes suggest she’s pregnant/ trying. L&S’ cover reads ‘World Exclusive: Fertility Doctor Gives Jen The Good News, It’s Twins… Her bump’s getting bigger.’ The story is based on an anonymous source claiming Aniston wants twins and that she’s seeing a specialist to make it happen using in vitro. Us Weekly follows that lead saying ‘Jen’s Baby Countdown.’ This one’s supposition based on observed changes in lifestyle. The changes? She didn’t drink at a party last weekend, she stopped smoking, she stopped colouring her hair, she wore a baggy shirt, she has been sleeping in until 10 a.m so sources are assuming it’s morning sickness. Ugh.