Because Us Weekly landed the coup of the year with photographic proof that Kristen Stewart cheated, every other tabloid is starting s**t because why not? This week’s Star Magazine claims that Jennifer Aniston split from supposed commitment-phobe Justin Theroux (skinny jeans, mid-life crisis leather jacket, mid-life crisis amounts of product in his hair). Except it never happened, they’re still dating, as Aniston’s rather testy rep explains: ‘It’s once again just another fabrication to sell magazines and has no relationship to reality.’ In news that’s not getting its own post, Aniston’s rep is also hilariously indignant that people think Aniston is playing a hooker in her new movie just because the actress has been tweaking her nipples between scenes. The rep says: ‘Jennifer is not playing a prostitute in We’re The Millers, she is playing a stripper, big difference.’
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That’s OK Jen you’re arguably the prettiest girl that Brad Pitt dumped.
Jen is very unfortunate looking, very unattractive. We have eyes you know.