Jennifer Aniston is not adopting. I guess it’s a slower news week than even I realised, because the actress has been rumoured to adopt a child. That is, it’s being reported by one particularly imaginative magazine full of staff who must spend a lot of their days doing byline Madlibs. This week’s Star claims that Aniston will adopt. With the byline, ‘Yes, I’m Adopting’, they make the claims that the ‘Adoption papers [are] signed and sealed’, the ‘Orphanage talks officially to Star’, and ‘She’s using Courtney’s nanny.’ Total fabrication.
On Aniston’s trips to Mexico, she likes to volunteer at one specific orphanage, Casa Hogar Sion in Tijuana, and the orphanage director calls her a ‘friend.’ Inside, they elaborate the paperwork is done and ‘She’ll have the child in her arms,’ by her 42nd birthday on February 11th. Not true. Inside, the magazine clarify the ‘OFFICIAL STATEMENT, WHEE,’ from the orpanage is ‘no comment.’ Yes, I’m totally serious. That’s what they’re bragging about getting as a quote on their cover. That’s why they used the wording ‘Talks officially’, rather than ‘Talks exclusively.’ They add Aniston’s built a $250,000 gender-neutral nursery in her Beverly Hills home, with a Harry Potter mural on the ceiling. She’ll use Cox’s nanny, Marva Soogrim, and Cox’s daughter has also volunteered to babysit. Um, no. A spokesperson for Aniston told Gossip Cop, aside from her support of the orphanage, the story is completely ‘fabricated.’ There’s no nursery, no nanny and no baby. In fact, Gossip Cop also claims, ‘while cobbling together this imaginary adoption, Star was ‘harassing’ the people who run Friends of El Faro, an organization that raises funds for the orphanage and the kids themselves.’
