James Franco Masturbation 127 Hours Aron Ralston

James Franco is talking about his special places. Those places that are special because most people don’t go around telling The Hollywood Reporter about them (I’ve told the whole world about the special places of myself and most celebrities, but that doesn’t count). Franco told THR the number of times per day and where he can be caught making friends with Little Franco. It sounds like he’s in his house the whole day, for hours at a time. So, stalkers take note you’ve got a good chance of catching him in the act. Apparently there’s some Special Places Playgroup, of which Franco and John Mayer are both members. I’m slightly upset that I wasn’t invited. But it seems only men are welcome to play (does anyone have a Membership Card? I’ll trade you two Internets for a week’s use).

In upcoming movie 127 Hours, Franco plays Aron Ralston, that mountain climber who amputated his own arm with a dull knife to save himself after getting trapped under a rock in 2003. Apparently there’s a scene in which Franco’s character gets bored under his rock and rubs one out, which is exactly what Franco would have done. In fact, it’s what he already does, almost constantly: “I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.” [Gawker]