James Franco Dumped Because Of Book Learnin’

This is being posted for one reason: because I’m tickled by Ahna O’Reilly’s reason for dumping James Franco. The actor, who’s currently studying every subject ever in every university that will take him, recently gave an interview with Playboy (because everyone with a penis has to give an interview with them at some point). He admitted that his relationship with his girlfriend had gone sour and they’d split after about five years together. ‘That [relationship] lasted about four or five years,’ he told the magazine. ‘We’d been living together in LA then I came to New York to go to school for two years. Then I signed up for more school at Yale. I think that was it for her.’ That was her reason… she was over his desire for ed-u-ma-cation too. She dumped him for having too many degrees? She dumped him for being obviously turned on by book-learnin’? Or she just thought he was a pretentious d-bag and she missed spending time with her boyfriend?