James Franco’s penis wrapped in a bow is your early Christmas present, as it has been announced that the actor will be writing, directing and starring in a forthcoming movie. A movie in which he’s likely to be n*ked in at least one scene. The Adderall Diaries, a memoir by Stephen Elliott, was released in paperback recently. Soon after, Franco bought the film rights and promised to write, direct, and star in the film himself. Elliott and Franco are collaborating on the movie’s screenplay. The pair are halfway through their first draft, and the book’s author notes that if the final script doesn’t stray too far from the original, we’ll have Franco on the big screen. I can have Franco’s junk, in a bow, delivered for Black Friday morning. An adult will have to sign upon delivery. Postage and packing cost two ponies and some body glitter.