Jake Gyllenhaal Staring Into Your Ovaries On The Cover Of Details

Choosing to believe Jake Gyllenhaal is straight because my ovaries have too much invested for his apparent sexuality to be a lie, here’s the 31-year-old sizing up your ovaries too on the cover of Details September 2012. Gyllenhaal is promoting a movie about which I do not care although I do care about that sweater. Was it, like, 10 degrees in the studio for the photo shoot? What is that sweater? He’s so hairy that I find it hard to believe he can feel anything below freezing and it’s not that cold, yet. In any case, more below with Gyllenhaal looking like a cold geography teacher who needs to shave then get me pregnant (and then actually teach me geography).

On the extreme preparation required for End of Watch: ‘Five months for a 22-day shoot. Three nights a week in ride-alongs with cops. Fight training every morning at a KenboKarate dojo, and I got the shit kicked out of me. Then the shooting range, shooting past each other’s heads, with live ammo. There’s a simulated fire in the movie, but Dave (the Director) wanted us to feel what that’s like, so he had us do a controlled burn… a Saturday where me and Michael Pena drive down to Orange County, dressed like firemen head-to-toe, and suddenly we’re there just sitting in the middle of a burning building.’
On being on the other side of the camera: ‘I grew up on the other side of the camera. And yes, I do love making movies as much as being in them. I love actors, watching what they do, and I do love acting off-camera, and how it helps tell the story.’
On his outlook on life: ‘Every journey starts with fear. And I could say that’s what I want to embrace now. A real experience. And I want, overall, to trust what I know is right. There have been many times when I haven’t. It’s what I’m asking myself: Where is the line? What is the line? There’s so much context, it can be almost impossible to find.’