So, two turds decided to join forces, this weekend and become one giant super-turd (translated: Speidi, from MTV’s The Hills, got married in Cabo, after eloping without their families present) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Perez Hilton has been shitting in his bloomers over this, all day long, so I won’t regurgitate every tedious detail. But I will share that Turd and Turdier are now off the market and are no longer a threat to singles everywhere.
Spencer Pratt’s flesh coloured beard (sometimes referred to as Heidi) and Pratt himself, gave an “exclusive” interview/ photo-spread of their impromptu nuptials to US Weekly and then ballsed it up by blabbing to the big, bad PNasty.
“The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” Heidi told Perez of her ceremony at the One & Only Palmilla Resort, just outside Cabo San Lucas.
I know how she feels, if I married a turd, I’d start crying too! See, the difference between me and Spencer’s Beard is that when I do number two, I flush it away. For reasons known only to herself, Heidi decided that it would be a great idea to polish her turd and then marry it!
The pair continue, by sharing their wedding vows:
Spencer shared his gushing wedding vows: “Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”
And Heidi’s vows: “From the moment I met you, I knew I wanted to marry you. I never knew love existed like this. You have opened my eyes and shown me a new world. Every moment with you is magical and amazing. You are truly my prince charming and dream guy. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be the best wife to you every day for the rest of our lives. I can’t wait to see what life brings us. I will always be by your side!”
Heidi, 22, and Spencer, 25, sold their wedding pictures to Us Weekly, click over to check out the cover. The mag is out on newsstands later this week.
DO YOU CARE THAT HEIDI AND SPENCER GOT MARRIED?
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I must be the only one on this planet that is in shock..Heidi was crying because she new it was a mistake but got a lot of money from US Weekly for the exclusive story.
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It’s knew not new.. damn..they have me even spelling wrong…
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DAMN THEM BOTH!!!
Let’s damn them..it might help the divorce come faster.. LOL
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Ummm, I still cannot decide if I know who the hell they are.
Care? I don’t even know who the heck they are! So no, me no care.
@ Mik & Kelly – they are on a teen reality show ‘MTV’s The Hills’. They’re douches so you’re not missing much.