I Am Terribly Perplexed By Katie Holmes’ Trousers

Katie-bot Holmes, Queen of all the Thetans, can be seen in the image above as she leaves her NYC home in a blue shirt and cardigan with a pair of 70’s bootleg jeans [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

I must admit, that I am quite wholly fascinated by Katie Holmes troosers. I think it would be such fun to hide up there. She can never seem to get a pair to fit quite right and so I just wanna run up one of her trouser legs and hide in there, just to spite her.

Can I ask you something readers, has anyone else wondered whether Holmes actually owns more than one pair of FUGLY jeans?

I ask, as looking at this picture, I am reminded of the episode of the Simpsons, where Marge finds an old Chanel suit on sale in some dingy bargain-basement store and alters it over-and-over to make it look like a different outfit.

Do you think Katie-bot is taking these FUG bootlegs home tonight and altering them, so she has a snazzy pair of roll-ups to wear tomorrow?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News Online]

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