*I am still channelling the spirit of Tyler Durden of Fight Club…*
Katie Holmes can be seen in the image above, walking in a straight line, out of some building that is too damn fancy for you! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
My delightful photo-agency has captioned the above image, as follows:
Katie Holmes shows off her chipped tooth and wears a biker jacket on her way to the Wednesday matinee performance of her play ‘All My Sons’.
ZOMG. I never paid much attention to her mouf… too distracted by the fact that she and her husband are hair twins. Thanks muchly, for drawing my attention to Katie-bots jacked up toofs.
Now, don’t get pissy people.
I actually genuinely like Katie Holmes. Jacked-up toofs notwithstanding. She seems to have some real intellect to her and in Hollywood that is nothing to be sniffed at. However, some things I can and will make note of are how robot-y she looks first thing in the morning, her love of denim and her toofs.
The jeans over-kill slays me. This is a woman married to multi-millionaire, Mighty Mouse Cruise – Overlord of All the Thetans. How many pretty outfits must Cruise have in his closet and his wife does not even try to squeeze herself into one of his fitted, sparkly numbers to make herself look pretty?
The toofs thing also perplexes me. Katie-bot must come with interchangeable parts right? I bet when Holmes came in the mail, she was laid out like an IKEA bookcase, all neat like, with spare parts and screws should they be required. When Katie jacked up her toofs, why did Cruise not go into the attic and look for her original packaging and find a replacement toofsy?
You know, isn’t that always the way?!? You look through the box and it’s all spare fingers and thumbs. You can never find the spare part that you need!
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This is the funniest post I have read in a long time. I think I hurt myself while laughing.
Loved the ghetto talk. “Toofs” and “Mouf” is hilarious!!!!
Katie IS Tom with a working vagina. That’s what he wanted, I guess. he loves himself so much that he now loves someone that looks like him.
I like Katie, too. Honestly, she’s from Ohio. So am I. But, I saw her on the promo for Eli Stone and she’s getting those baggies under her eyes. She just does not look happy. On the inside.
Hi there Seriously McMillan – Wow, thank you for taking the time to comment and welcome to my crib
They are total twins right. Never seen anything quite like the sight of these two morphing into one another!
Almost forgot…
“This is the funniest post I have read in a long time. I think I hurt myself while laughing.”
Thanks for the compliment!