Holly Madison Unretouched Bikini Body Photos

Holly Madison, famous for being a glorified concubine of a glorified pornographer, covers this week’s Lies&Style. Well, she gets half a cover. I guess the magazine were so scared they’d not sell without a Kardashian on the cover, they decided to split the difference. Madison shares her bikini cover with Kim Kardashian. Kardasian’s picture doesn’t look recent, really; the only giveaway is the Botox Face of DOOM. I’ll assume Madison’s picture is actually new. The headline’s amusing: ‘Exclusive Unretouched Photos: We Have Cellulite, So What?’ Adding, for Madison, ‘After being called fat, Holly Madison declares, ‘I’m not perfect, but I love my body.” For Kardashian, it’s, ‘Unflattering photos lead Kim to admit, ‘I’ve lost weight and STILL have cellulite.” Madison’s eating in the image above. And she’s sucking her finger. I can’t. I just can’t. Confident enough to not be retouched, but not to go without the heavy make-up, she still looks pretty great. But, I thought that anyway. Lies&Style reach by calling her ‘brave’ for doing the shoot. But I’m not mad at her. ‘I’d rather be overweight and curvy than super thin with no curves,’ said Madison, 32, on Feb 21. ‘I’m proud of my body.’ She explains her weight gain, ‘After moving to Vegas [for Peep Show], I lived in a suite in Planet Hollywood for a year and ordered room service all the time,’ she said. ‘I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall.’ She was then told by the Peep Show choreographer to lose weight. ‘Once I realized that other people were noticing that I’d packed on a few [pounds], I was embarrassed to go onstage.’ Oh, I remember now. There’s video of her talking about that here. Star has an idiotic cellulite cover, shown below, with year-old pictures of ‘fat’ celebrities. Lord.