The Hitchcock trailer has been released. And so here it is for anyone who’s not distracted by Anthony Hopkins wearing rubbery prosthetics and re-purposed bodily padding from Big Momma’s House. The movie will focus on the making of 1960′s Psycho, now starring Scarlett Johansson’s old timey breasts as Janet Leigh in the role they were born to play (Johansson’s breasts are so effortlessly, obviously, and convincingly old timey). Jessica Biel is just terrible so let’s ignore her as Vera Miles. And Helen Mirren is Alfred Hitchcock’s wife, Alma Reville, and she’s acting everyone including Hopkins off the screen. Movie stills below.
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