The Hills now has two more pretty, single skanks on the prowl. The world’s most miserable couple, Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole have finally broken up.
Hollyscoop and Us Weekly claim sources relayed news of the break up. Nicole was caught on tape by TMZ cursing the sky when asked about her famous beau. She’s been seen pAArtying with the girls in Hyde nightclub. While Jenner is following the yellow brick road, trying to find a brain, on a solo trip to Australia.
Image credit to BFO/ Flynet Pictures. Story & info. Us Weekly via Hollyscoop.

Brody is the hottest himbo alive. I should be disgusted by him, but I’m not. It’s a mysterious mystery.
I’d hit it.