Don’t you dare ‘Reach Out’ and touch that bastardo Hilary Duff or her bastardized version of ‘Personal Jesus (Reach Out)’, by Depeche Mode [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Despite her demanding so, I would strongly advise that you do not reach out and touch Hilary Duff, or you might catch her sister’s horse fleas or her family’s genetically mutated giant toofs syndrome.
Besides, why the eff would you want to reach out and touch Duff, isn’t she still like 12?
She is thinner and tanner, but I swear this b*tch doesn’t age. I have Chris Hansen and the T.C.A.P. team on speed dial, and we are gonna storm your house and getch-yo’ mug on video for the world to see, if you try any funny business.
I mean it… don’t do it… I’m warning you!
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It is sad to see her lump herself in with the rest of the pop starlets like this. I was actually quite impressed with her performance in War Inc. Oh well.
The Movie Whore´s last blog post..The Night before Halloween
i’ll reach out and touch her if it’ll get her to stop singing.
i wonder what it is about young actors? are the folks who “discovered” em trying to milk the brand so far that they’ll convince em to do anything?
it was cute she had an album when she was doing the lizzie maguire stuff, but does she lack a friend with the guts to say “listen, singing for your soundtrack was kinda cool, but…”
chris´s last blog post..oops, i missed…
“i’ll reach out and touch her if it’ll get her to stop singing.”
That made me LOL!