Don’t you dare ‘Reach Out’ and touch that bastardo Hilary Duff or her bastardized version of ‘Personal Jesus (Reach Out)’, by Depeche Mode [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Despite her demanding so, I would strongly advise that you do not reach out and touch Hilary Duff, or you might catch her sister’s horse fleas or her family’s genetically mutated giant toofs syndrome.
Besides, why the eff would you want to reach out and touch Duff, isn’t she still like 12?
She is thinner and tanner, but I swear this b*tch doesn’t age. I have Chris Hansen and the T.C.A.P. team on speed dial, and we are gonna storm your house and getch-yo’ mug on video for the world to see, if you try any funny business.
I mean it… don’t do it… I’m warning you!
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