Helena Bonham Carter is precisely the amount of crazy I want to be, once I’m a proper grown-up. Talking to Us Magazine at the Directors Guild Awards on Saturday, the Oscar-nominated actress began to make entirely appropriate comments about her own breasts. ‘Today I’m wearing huge breasts,’ she joked, about the above outfit. ‘It’s amazing what a corset will do. I’m not all that well-endowed. These are my Golden Globes. Who needs Golden Globes when you’ve got these?’ Who needs Golden Globes when you’ve got what now? Who says that? See, this is the kind of thing I’d be drunkenly saying to the press on the red carpet, if I were a celebrity. That said, I have a sneaking suspicion she was stone-cold sober when musing about the size her her boobs to strangers.
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