Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, pictured above on their way back to Los Angeles at the JFK airport in Queens, spoke on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show on Monday about how their marriage will last ”forever and ever and ever” and their plans to start a family [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The newlywed stars of MTV’s The Hills, who eloped in Mexico on 19 November this year, are already talking about babies:
“A little birdie told me you were tryin’ [for kids],” Seacrest said.
“We definitely need a kid ASAP,” Pratt confirmed.
But Montag has a different plan. “I don’t want kids for a long time. You’ve got to keep your youth, your body for as long as you can. I feel like when I’m 30, we will,” the Hills star told Us Weekly after their elopement.
If there is any justice in the world, these two butt plugs will not procreate before I do. What kind of Gawd forsaken planet do we live on, where Speidi are free to make as many blond be-chinned mutant babies as they feel like? The day Heidi lays back and opens her daddy-long-legs to give birth to the spawn of Spencer is the same day the universe will collapse into itself like a neutron star. The end of the world will come if this Tori Spelling lookalike reject gives birth, you mark my words…
On another note, anyone else notice how totally ‘roided-up Spencer’s comment sounded. Not a hint of love, affection or any genuine feeling. It just sounds like one of his usual buffoon statements; spat out in a moment of ‘roid rage. Like he woke up one morning and realised his 5-minutes were almost up and using Heidi’s vage as a clown car, was the best way to preserve their shelf-life. Don’t do it Heidi, your cooch is for mocking after Parasite Hilton style crotch shots, not for breeding ‘roid babies.
[IMAGE CREDIT: Jose Perez / Splash News]
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these two just spew out lie after lie….maybe they should make their “union” legal first
My God, aren’t these two dead yet? Where’s a sniper when you need one?
Think I justr read today that the marriage was a publicity stunt. Not sure how true it was, though..but then with these is anything really real?
@ Danity – I bet even they don’t know if they are actually married. The level of stupidity between the pair is mind-boggling
@Mystery Man – Still alive and still annoying. Is that a plot I smell?
plot, douchebaggery, and bs…what a mixture of smells, huh?