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Heidi Montag V3.0 Walking the Red Carpet

Heidi Montag has already thrilled us all, with the revelation that she is not done jacking up her face. She walked the red carpet at Las Vegas’ Pure Nightclub, this weekend, at a party she hosted with husband Spencer Pratt. She is able to walk the red carpet as she is yet to really mutilate her legs in the same way as she has done her face. Perhaps if she ever does something dumb like getting knee surgery or toe re-shaping surgery (a real thing), then she’ll be less able to strutt her stuff. Seriously though, she looks like a freakin’ monster. Such a shame.

Her face kind of looks like it’s in the process of melting from all the hot camera lights. That’s not to mention that her boobs are soon-to-be big as her head, if she continues with surgery. I was so distracted by her humongous breasticles that I almost didn’t notice a unicorn vomited glitter all over her legs like she was a 12-year-old MySpace fangirl. The mangled face, cheap jewellery, and budget hooch dress I can almost cope with. But glitter abuse is not to be taken lightly.

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4 Comments

  1. It is a real pity, she is actually a very pretty girl, why she wants to improve on that is just beyond me. If she carries on the is gonna look like Micheal Jackson soon, and have her face collapse on her sooner or later.

    Colin.

    1. She already looks deformed to me – but that is just me. I feel sorry for anyone with that low self-esteem.

  2. Jacquline says:

    If she looks so bad, then why is she getting $1 million bucks to pose for Playboy?

    1. If she looks so bad, then why is she getting $1 million bucks to pose for Playboy?

      The same reason the Jersey Shore kids are paid for club appearances. Just because someone will pay, doesn’t mean something has any real worth.