Heidi Montag is fine, says Heidi Montag on Heidi Montag’s Twitter. There is no one better to prosthelytize the joys of plastic surgery than old ballooon tits. Nor is there anyone better to talk about the mental state of Montag than the woman herself. Twitter never lies, nor does she. Consider the case closed. Oh, hang on…
She should spread the joy. I need some work done.
How bout you, Amy?
One ass cheek is bigger than the other… I’m getting one ass cheek implant to balance it out. Should look miles better once it’s done.