Hahahaha… I will set up the below quote, but it is pure comedy and really should be given room to flex some comedy muscle itself [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Reports have surfaced today saying that while the other stars on the MTV show ‘The Hills’ are sent expensive designer frocks to wear, chin-tastic Heidi Mont-slag gets… well, nothing!
According to Fox News:
One of Los Angeles’ leading fashion reps (who is often responsible for dressing the likes of Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Fergie and Carmen Electra) told Pop Tarts that Heidi’s public persona is a little too cheap even for casual (but classy) brands.
“They don’t want their stuff on Heidi, even despite the fact that she is very media-friendly and is photographed a lot,” the rep said. “It’s just not the caliber of celebrity most clients go for.”
If you were a designer, would you let such a tacky hag were your shit?
P.S. From this point on, I will try to include a comedy horse reference in every Heidi Mont-slag post.
