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Heidi Montag Threatens Us With Second Album

Heidi Montag has taken to Twitter to threaten the release of new material, as though Twitter were a crossbow and her ‘music’ were the flaming arrow from Kevin Costner’s Robin Hood poster. I could, if I were more a fan of hyperbole when sober, opine that this is a threat of terroristic proportions. Never has something so deadly and vile been threatened upon such a massive populous. She could have threatened to release ricin and I would have been less freaked out.

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  1. Ken B says:

    when she says her music producer is moving into her house, is that pretty much an admission she has to sleep with him in order to get him to let her make more music?? i’m jus askin….

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