Heidi Montag’s frozen face and balloon chesticles cover the new issue of Life & Style. If you buy the magazine you may wanna stop at the horrors the cover has to offer, as she just plain vomits all over the inside. If you open the new issue all that’s there is a bunch of verbal diarrhea. Trust me, spare yourself the grief.
Montag told Life & Style admitting she is a vapid whore inspired her fans to learn to sharpen their crayons, write, and then send her hate mail. She angered a lot of people who agree that much surgery by the age of 23 is pointless, especially when it makes you look both worse and well over-a-decade older.
[Feel free to ignore comments about Heidi's pretend belief in God] Heidi and hubby Spencer sat holed up in their Pacific Palisades home, in shock over the hate mail the 23-year-old had been getting about her extreme makeover. “Spencer ordered about seven bunches of flowers to cheer up Heidi because she’d received a letter or an e-mail saying that her plastic surgery was against God’s will,” a neighbor of the couple tells Life & Style. “Heidi’s apparently very spiritual, so this kind of criticism really stings.”
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Well, there is only one intelligent thing about this on her part.
Because she is young, the chances that she will need to go back for a tightening job any time soon are almost nil. She will have to live with this face frozen nearly intact for quite a while.
However, the normal ageing process still applies to her as it does to anyone else. When it kicks in, it will show in the way it does on Joan Rivers and the trips to the face shrinker will become ever more frequent.
I doubt she has the brain power to think that far ahead – but if she were going to do this anyway, I guess she may as well get it over with.