Heidi Montag has lost her damn mind. The wannabe singer has been in hiding since mid-November last year. The reality TV star went into a Los Angeles clinic for assorted vanity surgeries. She even had 10 surgeries in one day.
Other than making her chesticles bigger and getting botox at age 23, the only thing I care about is that she finally got her man-chin filed down. I suspect her chin shavings are being kept in a jar on some shelf in her house now. We need to swipe all 20 pounds of discarded chin shards and sell that shish on eBay. Anyone here still have an eBay account they can remember the password for? No? Okay.
Montag is crazier than anyone who refuses to bow before the church of $hiantology. She is currently doing promo tours for her craptastical new album. An album for which she didn’t even try to hide what a self-aware ‘tard she is, and actually called the damn thing Superficial. She may as well have called it Over-Botoxed Attention Whore Who Snorts her Chin Filings. Just as astute a title. Ugh, what an efftard. Back to the point, the slightly less horsey-looking star is whoring herself silly to every blog that will have her. Turns out that there may be a reason other than her unwavering need to annoy the snot out of everyone.
She tells Entertainment Weekly she spent three years and over $2 million recording her album. Over. $2. Million. She goes on, in the interview snippets below, that she totally thinks she can earn her 2 million sugar cubes back. Thus showing she has no clue how the music industry works. She paid a lot out of her own pocket and it’s pretty certain she’ll never see the money again. Fitting, as she adds that she is going broke after spending every dime on her record.
- Do you think Superficial holds up against something like Thriller? I definitely do. I think people might not see it now, because it’s my first album coming out. But I’ve spent as much time-maybe more, even-than Thriller. Every detail was very important to me, because I take this very seriously. Most artists, it’s not their own money, but I’ve actually gone broke putting every dollar I’ve ever made and my heart and soul into this music. For me, I have a different appreciation, a different understanding, and a different love of my music and for my album than any other artist possibly could. Because this is my money. This is my gamble.
- You’re broke? Yes. I definitely am. I am. I put every dollar I have into this.
- Do you know how much money you’ve spent? I’ve spent over a million, almost $2 million on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album, because I wanted it to be that quality and to be able to get those people. My album would have cost a record label over $4 million.
- What if you don’t earn your money back? That’s not even a possibility. I think within the first week we will definitely make our money back. The songs will make an impact in pop history. They are absolutely incredible and everybody involved is the best of the best. People just haven’t seen me as a pop star. I’m very excited for the world to see a whole new Heidi.
Image credit People magazine, The Superficial. Story EW, Hollywood Grind.
Yeesh. 10+ procedures and still not hot. And I don’t think she’ll ever be, as long as that flesh and silicone shell continues reject any talent or intellect.
Agreed, I think her shrunken chin is a little better – but she aged herself by over 10 years.
The sad thing is that people usually have procedures to look younger. She managed to age about 15 years.
Agreed, she looks like a rather well-preserved 40-something.
did she just say that she thinks this mess is better than Thriller just becuse she spemnt her money on it? WTF?!?
That’s pretty much what she said – she’s a clueless clown.