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Heidi Montag Still Pretending to Be a Pop Star

Heidi Montag isn’t doing herself any favours by coming out with ridiculous statements and horrid music. Also, it’s an insult to call her pre-recorded and auto-tuned bowel movements music. She revealed, upon the debut of her new album, that she wanted to become a pop star before becoming a mother. Confirming that family planning is on hold. Which is kind of like me saying I want to achieve my aim of shoe-bombing the Gawker network, and in the confusion hurriedly take my seat as its Managing Editor, before pumping out a couple of babies. Some of us are realistic and aware of our limitations and happily float around in life making the best of our lot. While some of us over-reach and would be better off being made into glue than making another album. Just sayin’.

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3 Comments

  1. Mystery Man says:

    just when i totally forget about her, she pops back up…guess she got tired of the jersey shore folks hogging the spotlight…lol

    1. She needs to be turned into glue like any other lame horse… I stick by my original statement.

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