Heidi Montag Is Probably Done Getting Surgery

Heidi Montag got 10 procedures in one day back in 2010 after already having a starter nose job and breast implants. And that, too, was after running out of ways to get attention in the wake of a fake sex tape scandal (lying to TMZ and Vivid Entertainment, who fell for it, about the existence of a tape because apparently saying you made a sex tape is the same as actually making one) and lying about separating from her husband whenever The Hills needed ratings. Asked whether she’s still enough of a thirsty attention whore to mutilate herself beyond recognition for a People Magazine profile that’s already been mulched and returned to the earth, she was all like ‘Nah.’ She elaborated: ‘I wouldn’t do it again, that’s for sure. It was a lot more than I could have expected. I really hate talking about it now because it was so long ago. I was a much different person back then to who I am now. I didn’t realize how much of The Hills, and going through that, would define who I am. I’m really looking forward to the next phase in my life. I know I’ll never be able to get away from a lot of it, but I won’t give up trying to prove I’m more than just that.’ Asked whether she’s pleased with the results, she said: ‘I feel really thankful that it all came out so well; it could have been really disastrous,’ said Montag, 25, ‘I lived and I learned. I wouldn’t really recommend it for other people. It was a lot harder than I thought it would be going through it: physically, mentally, emotionally, recovering. But, I’m just glad it’s done and that everything healed so well. My [now deceased] doctor originally told me it would take two years, so it’s finally settling in now. It feels really good to be healthy and strong. There are basic problems. I use a lot of creams and stuff on any residue scars. But, they’re almost gone now.’