First things first. When I skim-read my own title, I thought I’d Freudian-slipped something in there about masturbation. Upon a second, slower reading of my very short post title… it seems that’s not the case. Phew. Where was I? Oh yeah.
Heidi Montag wants to jack up her face sommore, because her second round of surgeries didn’t quite screw up her formerly-pretty face enough. Montag tells Access Hollywood, as she tells anyone with a camera who will listen, that she has parts of her body that require further improvements and maintenance, in her words. At this point she can’t have that much surface-area left that has not seen a surgeon’s scalpel, after having ten surgeries on November 20, 2009.
[Heidi Montag has more plastic surgery ahead of her, according to People] “I love my boobs but I still want to improve. I didn’t get them as big as I originally wanted.” Heidi said she didn’t have anything scheduled at the moment, with more work to come “eventually… for maintenance”. The star added that she’s pleased with her recent work, which made headlines when she debuted her new look on a People cover. [Access Hollywood]
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“I love my boobs but I still want to improve. I didn’t get them as big as I originally wanted.” WTF??! Isn’t she like a DDD now or something? What did she originally want then, beachballs stuffed into her chest? Geez…this girl is crazy…
You’re right, TV. She is a DDD now, and she said in her first post-surgery interview that she didn’t think “they looked that big”. Eek. They’re only going to get bigger.
She actually wanted ‘H’ sized boobs, “H for Heidi” she said, but the doctor pretty much said that’s ridiculous. She is definitely mentally unstable.
They didn’t allow her to go up to the maximum size, which happens to be an “H” because her body simply isn’t big enough to support the size/weight.
Btw, is it just me or do her eyes look HUGE?? Was that the desired effect of one of the marathon of surgeries late last year?
…it’s not just you. Her eyes look weird/ huge. She wanted that look. It’s that stupid brow lift she had done.
Oh, I see… I thought that was done just so she could have the “arched” brows. Her eyes just somehow look oddly huge (definitely NOT in a doe-eyed sorta way) and consistently glassy now.
I see what you meant – yes – she did want the arched brows, too. But her doc has the exact same look – so she knew how jacked up the procedure would make her face, before going under the knife.
What’s the name of her doc? I wanna compare and contrast now!
Her doctor is Dr. Frank Ryan. He is in this (slow-loading) video, at 2mins 40secs in: http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerindex?id=9600569
It’s better demonstrated in the video, but here’s a still picture too: http://amygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Heidi-Montags-Plastic-Surgeon-Picture.jpg
Ooh, thank you! You’re the best.
I love how she and her equally questionable “doc” are trying to justify having 10 plastic surgeries by saying “10 in one day is not an addiction because it was done at once/is perfectly safe/is not a big deal because it WAS done all in one day”. Argh, I could go on but I’ll stop… it’s just a sad, oblivious, vapid trainwreck. But we all know that, don’t we?
You’re very welcome! Indeed, yes, we do know that