First things first. When I skim-read my own title, I thought I’d Freudian-slipped something in there about masturbation. Upon a second, slower reading of my very short post title… it seems that’s not the case. Phew. Where was I? Oh yeah.
Heidi Montag wants to jack up her face sommore, because her second round of surgeries didn’t quite screw up her formerly-pretty face enough. Montag tells Access Hollywood, as she tells anyone with a camera who will listen, that she has parts of her body that require further improvements and maintenance, in her words. At this point she can’t have that much surface-area left that has not seen a surgeon’s scalpel, after having ten surgeries on November 20, 2009.
[Heidi Montag has more plastic surgery ahead of her, according to People] “I love my boobs but I still want to improve. I didn’t get them as big as I originally wanted.” Heidi said she didn’t have anything scheduled at the moment, with more work to come “eventually… for maintenance”. The star added that she’s pleased with her recent work, which made headlines when she debuted her new look on a People cover. [Access Hollywood]
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