Spencer Pratt Helped Heidi Montag go to the Bathroom

Heidi Montag’s excerpts from Life&Style magazine were released mid-week. The reality star, soon to be divorced from her porn-pedalling husband, Spencer Pratt, or not, sounds so very excited to be back on people’s radars. She hasn’t been a blip, since she mutilated herself for our enjoyment, November last year. The novelty of her puffy face has worn off, and so… for $hits and giggles, she’s having at the very least, her breast augmentation reversed. Montag, who according to Pop Eater, has had so much plastic surgery that she’s gone full circle and looks like her old self again, is having her interview released in stages.

A second press release details what she thinks broke up her four-year-marriage. The long and sort being that Pratt having to act like a husband broke up their relationship. Montag pontificates that her surgeries ruined her marriage; specifically, that as Pratt didn’t want her to have any surgeries… and she did anyway… the marriage broke down. Moreover, he had to look after her, when she was incapacitated by her multiple plastic surgeries over the years.

In Heidi’s shocking interview with Life & Style, the reality star says she blames herself for her divorce from husband, Spencer Pratt. “Spencer begged me not to get the first surgery and it almost broke up our relationship,” Heidi tells Life & Style of her 2007 nose job and breast augmentation. “Then he begged me not to get the second one and it did break our relationship.” Married for just seven months at the time, supportive Spencer was forced to wait on his new wife hand and foot. Among his responsibilities? Pulling Heidi’s pants down so that she could go to the bathroom. “It was just so much pressure,” she tells Life & Style. “No one wants to be taking care of his wife, who looks like she was in a horrific accident, 24 hours a day, when he begged her not to do it in the first place. Spencer didn’t sign up for this in our marriage.” [L&S]